Ram Gopal verma ki Aag, Jhaag or Bhaag.. whatever!!!

(a). Theatre owner....” Yeh sannata kyon hai bhai”

(b). Ram Gopal Varma to the audience...” Jab tak teri saans chalegi yeh film chalegi”

(c). Audience to Ramu...” Sardar hame goli maar do”

(d). Audience among themselves....” Yeh bollywood wale Ramu ko kaun sa chakki ka aatta khilate hai”

(e). Audience....atop a mobile tower....” Suiiiicide...mausi ab mai ji ke kya karoonga”